Moonkey's Lafe

for being in the paris museum "louvre".

Wokt a knight! I went to bixby's birthdate party at the NYLO hotel. We ate dr. becker's bites, pizza with arugula and we drank prosecca. in face, i felt drank. now i feel hanged over. pappa came to join us after work and we all walked home together becawse we all live in the same building. everybady pooped on the way home except zoey becawse she is a lady. it was all boys except zoey so she felt speshul. i am the only wan who brought MINE own blanket becawse i am a gentleman. everybady wanted to sit with me becawse it is soft and wanderfull to sit on. I kuldnt beleeve MINE eyes wan i saw that cake. this is "Toby". He is the youngest. Bixby is the birthdate boy, he is 10. he is moving back home.

me on the radiator shelf

The gratest pert was papa stayed home and I got Dr. Becker's Bites.Have you ever tried these? They are tha best. However, they kost $20. for one bag so I ken NEVER afford them. I am selfless and spend all MINE peeces on gifts for others. Thairfour, mather sed: "WE have boughten a wine bottle, wan pizza, nice snacks, cauliflour. HE needs a speshul snacks. Even Zoey gets Dr. Becker's Bites and Laura is on social security. Get him his snacks NOW." SHE was right. Fother and I played do-tricks-for-treets. HE was shocked to see how quickly i did new tricks becawse i lave becker botes. In fact, they are crunchy and good. Wan day I will buy the vegetable wan but last night it was bison liver all the way. Here you ken see before and after.

If "this" storm is true. I will have to wair thigh high rubber boots. or i will have to wair wan skidoo suite. gross. i hate clothings. i lake to be nacheral lake got has made me.

why kennot i not eet wotever i want? MINE boddy isn't fat. MINE helth is tha best. I lave to eet. I shuld eet all the foods I want. However, I wuld share with starving dags too. I ken remember lake it was an hour ago wot it was lake to live on tha streets by MINEself. I felt hangry and cold and tired and stress. MINE cortisol was sky hi. MINE bones ached fram wandering around lost lake a fool in the January kold. MINE hart felt lake it was broken becawse those "peeple" kicked me out for begging for foods. They are NOT beings, they are devils. I felt lake a peece of garbage. Thank Got for Marge. Thank Got for the mens who kidnapped me. Marge was grate but not too smert. She sent me to a groomer for a both. She made me wair a lether collar lake a slave, However, she treeted me lake a prince. I slept in her bed and she protected me fram her meen dag. She found MINE reel mather and fother, which is MINE family I belong to. I then found Nana, Yaya, Camper, Amo, janoon and MINE...

Red ken have a pad! this is disgusting. i am lying on wan broken one. i am freezing kold. i am angry.

I ken't not blag becawse i have a flu. I have felt hangry and tired all weak. i need a kneck rub too. Amoo, i have forgotten to told you menny times that we have lernt i am left-pawed. it is the best. Kennot you agree?

We aren't not watching nor reeding nothing. Why?

my lafe is lake solitaire confinement on deaf row. date in and date out, i sit in this small room (cell). i have NO freedoms. I ken only eet the frozen slop "they" give me wan they give it to me. They walk around lake gards, unlocking and locking doors and fridges wanever they want, telling me to be quiet wan i bark at dags walking by. I am marched outside against MINE own will to urinate and deaficate. it is humiliating but MINE only chance to go outside. I know I will dye wan day as I sit in MINE prison date after date. todate is is reigning a grate deel. wot depressing times.

mather has told me: "'they' do NOT want to see pitchers of you. they are not interested to see pitchers of you." thairfour, i kennot blag more. I won't NOT put any pitchers in the computer. this is the "tha end!"

I kuld eet everything i wanted and still i had a slim waste. Now adays, everybady talks about how i must lose wait. it feels meen and it feels wrong. I wuld lake to just enjoy mine lafe and not be criticized for eeting all i lave. it makes mine lafe feel grate so get off mine back.

So far I have cleened menny plates, for example 5 or 6. I have cleened the kitchen flor two times. I have kept 3 laundry piles warm. I have walked to the perk too menny times to count. I have kept an eye on tha home while mather and fother went out. I have had two play dates with zoey, chased menny pigeons out of mine perk and i have never been lazy.

It is me.

i feel lake thair is fleece allover mine skin. it is torture. why am i so "itchy". wot a hell it is.

Than wan thousand words.

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Yogurt and Frankenstein.

I am a being. However, thair our sum jobs i kuld do. for example, mather has stabbing pains in her stomick. was it something she "ate"? i ken be her taster then we ken know if her food is gud.

I have menny thoughs: we are beings not doings. Thairfour, i will do nothing. I will enjoy warmth on mine belly, i will look at snowfalling so gently, i will dreem. I will remember funny things (NOT bad things). Amo, remember wan I put mine paw so gently on your bosom? we ken laff about it now. ninjo, remember how we ran and played lake fools? we are reel frands now. Mine ant Karing. Remember we napped together in the back seet of the kar driving thru the rockies? wairever are you? you didn't visit or babysit me. todate fother will go to werk agin. he hates it. todate mather will try to get some werk she ken hate, too. i will honour mine being and relax.

You will find you ken find me here enjoying the radiator, and keeping wan eer on the street noise in case mine frands and mine enemies ken walk on mine street.

Mather woked up and found me here. I woked up and found me here. I have NO memory. Mather sed I must've jumped from bedroom chair with mine duvet riding on mine back and then collapsed for sleep their.  Take a photo of teek table and send Mather. Uberherrn Elli and Hildegarde send grussen.

I will sleep grate. I was abandoned todate. "They" left me home alone for mine own good so I wouldn't not have to travel by subway, walk on busy streets and hide from the crazy. Old 7 toed cat called Basal that sojo is babysitting. I don't care. I listened to that radio, ate snacks and had a nap. I saw zoey so I am happy.

kennot you imagine wot a grate home i have? thair is nowai lake it. thair is a shelf above the radiator that gets hot wair you ken look out the window. thair are rough carpets for rolling. thair are menny foods. thair are dags i am frands with lake zoey, pippa and menny pugs outside. thair is a shelf full of pampkin. thair is mine bed. thair is a hawk whom killt a rat in front of us in mine perk riverside. thair are menny, menny garbage bags in the street i lake to pee on so other dags know i'm here. thair is a bed i ken jump on and sleep in with papa. thair is a warm kitchen flor. thair are menny street foods. wot a gratest place on urth. lave, button