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We beelong together

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AMO

KEN YOU READ THIS? MATHER SED YOU KENNOT SEE. THAIRFOUR, I HAVE MADE IT SIMPLER. DOES THIS HELP? I HOPE YOU KEN FEEL BETTER VAIRY SOON. REST AND EET: CHIKEN, SOUPS, MEETS, TEAS, VEGETABLES AND WATER. LAVE, YOUR ENGELKIND MOONKEE

Me

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Lavely

Beech

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It wasn't me

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"I" wasn't going to peepee on thair flours. I was just smelling. HOnestly. It is the "truth". I kennot stand lies. It makes me sick.

I hate lafe

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I was in tha car. It was tarruble. I am still their. In mine bett. Dinner was one hour and 20 minutes late. I hate life.

oh no!

I had treemendous anxiety all the night. I kept thinking oma will get new eyes. now she ken sea me. wot if she thinks "he is NOT cute. he is NOT goldig. i will not give him nothing to eet."? this is horrorfying. i had bad anzietee.

news

Mather sed todate is a speshul date. however, i feel sad that MINE vogel isn't heer to celebrate a speshul date. I don't know why it is speshul but MINE heart breks as holidates roll by without MINE fother. nobady ken imagine wot this is lake. i will put on a brave face for mather. however, inside it is sad. Also Todate, in weird and wanderfull news: mine grindmather, omao, is getting new eyes tomorrow. I kennot beleeve such a thing but we will come and have a look at her soon. we hope she ken see the lavely halo of hare around mine neck clearly. everybady seys it looks lake i am a white lion. she will have strong eyes to see my hunger, too. wanderfull.

book report

Comet's Tail is an american tragidy. It explores the history of a shamefull stain on the united states of america. it is SLAVERY. Menny americans had peeple slaves who were "black". Now they have animal slaves of all colours, such as Comet. you ken read books about horses, kaus, dags etc who are slaves or prisoners. wan mather red about comet pulling a giant man thru the airport i decided "it is bad for MINE mental helth to heer of dag slavery. i've had enough". dags should: eet meets, fish, chicken, froots, vegetables, bones, pampkin, brawkoli, sardines. they shuld lie down in the son, rest, play, walk, run, chase, have toys, have sex. they shuld not be forced into service. Poor comet. it breks MINE hart. thairfour, i did NOT finish. THIS IS MY BOOK REPORT. tha end.

Depressing

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Does my right pa look lake oddly bigger than the other? Terrible. I kuld join the circus side show.

Sanni date

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In mine perk.(this is riverside.) you ken tell becawse the river is in front of me.

Sonny

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Wit a nice date!

the eclipse

Todate was an eclipse. It was partial. I "saw" it. Mather "saw" it. Together we sang "the age of aquarium. acquarium. harmony. misunderstanding. sympathy. lots abounding. acquarium."

Our hawk

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He lives in riverside perk wair I lake to go. He Ken EET you and take you up.

Pleez hurry

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I have finished all the krumbs.

I kuld hate thus whether

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Mine feet are freezing me.

Dreeming

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Of mine pome and heet.

owed to summer

YOU ken still feel the hot sidewalk burning your feets you remember being so hot your tongue hanged down to the grownd you had to lie on the flor to rest your hot hed on the cool floor becawse the bet, cowch and carpet were too hot you kuld smell flours, rats, garbages and sewage strong in your nose o summer wair did you go? i will be "waiting" payshuntly for you.

Salt n peppa

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This is Pepper. We go well together. He is a Pollock.His dad is visiting Warsaw. He wasn't allowed to go but I have bean thair probably.

Grate ball

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I got this four fanksgiving.

I Have Been Thinking

I have "decided" i wuld lake to be a fother. i think i kuld have sex plus vairy cute dags. i wuld let them jump on my nose and bother me. i wuld play a bit and dog pile with them. i kuld be a grate fother. thairfour, i have decided it is a gud idea four me.

I am busy

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Updating mine blag. Best not eet while blagging. i dropped Krums.

Happy Thanksgiving

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To mine cadanian family in cadana. I wisht we kuld EET turkees and stuffing and carrots and gravy and brussel sprouts and rotkraut and pampkin and nuts and menny foods together. oh well. i will eet kold, frozen pucks insted. happy foods for you.

They kennot ketch me

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This was fan

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I felt jellos and hurt

Mather red out lowd about Comet. I try not to be bored but then they brag aboot how grate Comet is. SHe is lerning how to open doors and pull her bed around. I pulled wan empty half gallon grass-fed milk to MINE bett wan time to bury it for future licking. HOWEVER I  am too short to open door handles. everybady knows its eesy but not if you are a "kleine zwerg" lake me. This wurld hates small individchooals. It is against all of them. And I am strong but lettle. Thairfour I kennot not drag a giant bett around becawse i am lettle. If i Lived in a wurld MINE size i kuld do everything and I kuld open your doors, drag your betts or more. I feel prejewdiced against.

CALGOON

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I was yawning!

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I had a hiccup but took mine ball (that goos) to that window. I am kold.

To diet four

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Mein vogel sed i look lake to diet four. ok. but i will not diet four nobady.

They were waiting for me

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In MINE dag run.

I did nothing rong at the bank

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Wasnt me

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I didn't take all those milkbones out of the courtesy bowl while Mather did banking. It wasn't me. They were not wet with Mine spit.

happy mathers day!

every day is mathers day wan your mather laves you. she does not hit you, she does not starve you, she does not chain you. you have won the lottery! thairfour: i love you most, mather deer you calm my nerves and soothe my fear we sit together while you pets me on the sand my white face in your arm so tanned  also on the couch and other seats and you even bring me the best meets we walk, run and even play ball you are a woman who ken do it all happy mathers day to you thank you for not locking me in a zoo! lave, battoon