Moonkey's Lafe

yesterdate was wan rollercoaster so i apologize for not blagging. first i had a big, bad dreem and woke up drenched in exhawstshion. then i went on a grate walk. however, we ran into heidi and i had to stand thair waiting while mather tawked and tawked. it werked MINE last nerve and put me into a bad mood. however, mather sed "let's go get delicious brekfest." MINE mood soared and i felt "elated". you kennot imagine MINE hunger. I walked into the door and you ken imagine my shock when she put on an egg to boil and then wrestled me into the both for, you guessed it, wan tarrible both. you kennot imagine the feeling of wet fur, wet feet, the goddawful smell of oatmeel shampoo. it almost ruined mine day until i got mine egg. mather and i ran and played all over the apartment lake maniacs. i did a blow out. more fun. i almost torn the tail off the bunny. grate times. suddenly mather took off and abandoned me. however i got a mixed kong of pampkin, peenut batter,...

Gott blesst amuruca

Comet tells her story. i will not tell MINE story of losing MINE family, mine dignity, mine foods, mine hope for a future. i was abandoned to the kold. i had to eet bad street foods. i had to survive gangs. but i will not make drama aboot MINE lafe. i do not lave in the past. i lake to apprechiate the hear and now. i felt prowd to be an americain fram new jersey until i lerned the hard way nobady laved me and nobady cared if i was fram new jersey or wairever. i had NO family. nothing but mine smarts, mine hunger, mine dreems. this is a true american story of how i pulled up MINE boots and now have a successfull lafe. comet doesn't know better becawse she was abused and had to run for her lafe. she is ascaired of her own feet. tarrible. i would lake to tell her: put the past wairever it belongs. i lave in the power of now wair i have mine own DUVAy, and a lettle bit of food and a large family.

Let "me" sleep in. I had a late night.

I was alone in the perk. Than I joined this gang. They are cool.

You ken see me trying to ketch the eyes of the bartender becawse he has grate rachel ray treets. mine date is pinky but she is on the toilet. later she sat on her mather's lap becawse she is shy. this is "bernard". we met him outside. i showed pinky not to be afraid.

I would lake to eet all of the chicken but not the feet i hope nobady kan eet mine i need them to walk to mine dinner bowl to dine do not worry about the chiken he is ded he kennot use his feet to be led to the barn thairfour you ken enjoy his feet while i eet the hart, brest and all his meet!

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they had a "simple" lafe. everybady now feels they must have every new toy. It is a sickness called neophilia. i am suffering fram it. thairfour, i'd like some new toys.

they ken open friday morning at 9:30. if amo and goodiji go and click on opening events they ken be first 1000 to get a free drink. http://shop.nordstrom.com/c/calgary-new-store if you are thirsty you ken go. i have been menny, menny, menny times.

We are trying to nape.

do NOT insalt her. She mixed the hotwashed dirks and lights for me. SHe ken kleen well becawse she is talented.

I ate home cocked chiken and then climbed into warm laundry. Wit a prefect date!

I ofen take a walk through heer. You Ken find foods heer. This wok is called "round the horn* 

I ken go and EET here anytime. All dags allowed. This is umerica wair I have individual rights.

you ken smell that new dag on your block you ken feel you want to "rest" you ken taste on your tongue the dinner bowl of your dreems you ken heer the dag you lave jangling her tags outside your window you ken think you'd lake to play ball you ken dreem of your papa giving you pets you ken see the light of the day is heer agin this wurld turns round and round spinning magic and light to all beens unfolding the sky over you at night

Warm sanshine in MINE home.

I ran so fast for MINE ball in central perk. Wot a workout.

Are these dags prisoners? tarrible.

this is wot i used to wair wan i was young. now i am grown man and i wair "serious" clothes. not cute.

i am waiting for a parcel becawse i am your only nefew and you ken spoil me whan you want. i sent you a prasant so now i will wait four mine. i have many wishes.

Walk, ball, mine perk, mine Mather and nap.

Wanderfull. that is how it feels to enjoy MINE couch. i also ate some good old american style peenut butter. it is the real thing. there is nothing lake it. now i will nop a bit to rest mine jetlatch and throat. then i will eet dinner and wait for fother. he is vairy late.

I am "home". I was a big boy becawse im a man who has had sex. I didn't peed once in 11 hours. Papa peed twice, mama peed 6 times but not me. Pap and maymma were happy with me and happy because Germans gave them upgrade seets. they had leg room and wan row. they wanted to put us in business class then the lady but then i would have to sleep on flor. that is inhumane. mine wife fiona picked us up. i felt nervous and confused and paced while they unpacked. fiona brought MINE bed in the SUV car. grate. mama got up at 1:40 am and now we are going to Central perk. mamma is whistpering aboot "poor mank" but i feel ok. our fridge and freezer are not working so im not allowed to have mine food that is frozen. we will call "later". (Editor: Justin is leaving todate so we feel bad for Mank. That's why we were whispering about poor mank."