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I will killt it

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Tofu dinner

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I didn't get none.

Nale trim

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Mather says today I will get "nale trim". I hope it tastes grate.

Havenly

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fram mather your amazon credit

sign into amazon and then open this link in another window: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201046060 https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201046060 you should be able to get a kobo credit or refund, too.

In mine perk

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Cute

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Plees have konsiderashon

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Mather is mold plus sinus infection. I ate lamm again and reis cakes.

Wairever is MINE bed

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Did they wash it?

an emergency

deer naneen, i have a problem. it is kold here and during most the day thair is not menny radiators on in MINE home. Vogel killt MINE hotpatch in deutschland. MINE deutsch radiator is far away. pleez immediately send a hotpatch for me so i will NOT be kold. it must shut off automatically and it must fit on mine shelf. mather said she will not buy becawse soon it will be warmer. this is NOT true. also, i am feeling itchy. do i have fleez? mather vacuums often. she is tired. however, i am itchy. will it passt? maybe they can get cooked on a hotpatch? lave, vutton

A lavely moment

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Wairever i was

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i am 'home'

it is a grate place wair everybady is happy and american. you ken go to riverside and sit in your bed. everybady sed "he looks lake jetlagged." i felt vairy tired. i felt vairy happy. i didnt care about zooey wan i saw her. i cared about crumbs stuck to the floor of the garbage room becawse im starving.my home is tha best. the walls and ceiling feel nice and tight and close and cosy. thair is sun and fresh cold airs. we are all tired but papa took me to riverside so i ken check on everything.

Wasn't me

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I didn't do NOTHING wrong.

on the mountain

wan i think of all the travels i must go on, MINE hair stands on the mountain.

See wat i meen?

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Morning sun is best

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Sunshine

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In mine lafe

I lost

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Vogel and I lost at crezy ages. It is very complicated. Do you know it? It was hottest march 9 in the history of the world in Hamburg.

Tres amigos

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Hot date

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It is hot todate. "Grate" says my Mexican side. "Madness to be out at high noon" says the Englishman in me.

What Does 5 pounds of Fat Look Like?

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I had a both

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It feels terrible except for the lavely blowout while i lie in the sun on the warm radiator. tomorrow it will be 17. thairfoour, i will go to Strand.

Day after

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Wan you go out late for a birthdate, you should get fresh air, sunshine and naps tha next day.this is wot i did on thursday. i also drank menny water bowls. maybe i felt "hung over".

can you afford to buy a home?

do NOT take the lender's word. a handy new tool.  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/mortgages/can-you-really-afford-that-mortgage-know-your-real-life-ratio/article17333137/ Here's the answer.

No cakes

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I felt molested and trapped and starving.then, wan nobady was looking, i ran under the cake table and ate menny apple cake crumb peeces. thank god. menny times i felt so starving and tired and i slept. however, menny womens tried to touch MINE body, hold me. it is abuse becawse i am smaller. the japanese laffed and laffed becawse i turned my hed to understand. it was boring. however, fother was surprised and he got a gift and menny peeple came becawse he is the boss. thairfore, they must. the hotel gave free vanilla eis cream and mather let me lick some. shhhhh. then we went home and it was foggy. i felt exhausted. i won't go out again for a long time. this is holly. she will NOT stop touching on me and MINE hair. It was a lavely danish packback it was nice before peeples came

HIS bird-day

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Nobady ken talk and nobady will share foods. These are rules on HIS bird-day. We went to Cafe Paris. I sed "growl grumple sqweek and slompf." this meens "pleeze share meets. i am hangry" they didn't lake for me to express my feelings. then i suddenly felt the most itchy in my lafe ever. Mather whispered "he is acting lake flee bag." she felt: ashamed. i will be happy wan this day is over. i have had enough. however, now we are gong to surrprise vogel with cake and drinks at work. i have hope i ken eet but i have fear i kennot. they will say "NO cake for HIM."

mather wants to bye this

Ken i sit in a fensterbank? ken i visit zoey? ken amo and jonin visit? will my relatives enjoy this? ask your self: is it a "good" price? http://newheightsrealty.com/default.asp?f=listing_details&listingid=380193&listingtype=16 http://newheightsrealty.com/default.asp?f=listing_details&listingid=380193&listingtype=16

i am thinking

maybe i should visit sweden. last night i slept with tilman on the couch. we spooned. we breathed. i slept with him in new york too. we sleep grate together. maybe i ken go sleep with him in sweden. tilman understands the key to good sleeping together. do NOT move, do not touch, do not make noises, do not lock the door, do not tell somebody (me) to sleep here, DO put my duvet beside you, do be relaxed and peaceful. i will teech this to you. pleese ask me and also ask me "about mather's glasses".

A grate host

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I will also keep his duvet warm. This is "thoughtful".

Playing with Rocky

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I am barking: Turkish man! Throw that lavely bouncy sqweeky donut.