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shhh do NOT tell anyone

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this is where tilman will sleep and this is the pillow he will use. so please do not tell anyone that i am warming it for him. it is a surprise.

Zahnay

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I am independent

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a "grate" hotel

that is a grate hotel. you ken swim, eet froots and meets. USA is grate.

thaneen

you ken write a comment and say how grate the ole usa is. you are in MINE country so you must do lake the romans. thairfour, drink, carry one gun and eet menny sodas and burgers. is your hotel nice? do you lake palm trees and high humility? i lave all trees. i lave grass, leaves, branches, sand, soil, snow, sidewalks.

a grate trip

we'd wish you a grate trip. i would lake to go to florida becawse they have beech, sand and fish. i will visit you in april. we will visit annie, amo, perk. HAVE A GRATE TIME!

Meditayahuns

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I Ken enjoy sun, radiator and medicate.i think about menny things such as why i feel warm above and below. why are trees indoors and outdoors. and so on. i am hiding to play "wait". you must wait while mather hides treets before she goes out. then i find treets and eet them.

Can't you see I'm tried

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last night

i watched tv on the couch with mather and vogel. then i threw up in fother's hands and then i farted toward his face. sometime the body must empty itself. this is natural.

super helpful

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Look

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Mein tag

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Skippy peanut butter face

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Strangers

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I was forced to sit with strangers acrost the isle.

Going to Munich

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We are going for 3 hours or overnight we are going to victuals market.

Bad news

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Here you ken see how I felt happy yesterday. I played ball with fother. I played "race fother on bike". I played "run on the beech". I 'greeted' other dags. how wanderfull. then fother took off on me on his bike. this is not nice so i cried a bit. however, that was nothing wan you compare to what happened on sundate. today, a lady took MINE chair to the north sea. she said "It is MINE." now i must jump on a hard wooden table to get into MINE fensterbank. I will not leave MINE fensterbank becawse she might come and take it fram me. She also took 'her' TV. That is also not nice for mather and fother. Add caption

Today

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tha dag run by the dag run

MINE eye

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They crushed MINE eye by the chair. It's ok. I felt warm and comfortable and squish face feels gut sometimes.

Hiding

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See

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I was tortured as an American citizen on the train. It is crewl. Team USA did not win!

Punishment

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this lion is very angry America did NOT win. Germany did. thairfour, mather and fother said deutsche bahn will punish americans lake me for losing and take me fram home. so. they dragged me fram MINE home. they put me on a train. they made me walk all day. i could NOT sit in MINE fensterbank. i couldn't NOT sit on MINE couch. I couldn't NOT go in my outdoor areas. They gave me bad punishment. I didn't know: will i ever be back in my temporary german home? will i ever sit on MINE sheepskin? Ken i see Bonjour? what a tarrible feeling i had all day in Berlin. then i came home. this is wanderful. however, today they punished me again and i went to hanover. i pray every day "USA! USA!" they are the gratest country on earth. p.s. ask my mather why she kennot see anything. she will tell you her story about 'glasses'. this man is selling mobile bratwurst built in olden days rathaus in hanover hanover

Mein strandbeach

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"They" made fun becawse 'they' sed i am NOT U-crane thairfour i must not wair their colours. however, they do not understand a feeling of support to join the EU. Irregardless, i enjoyed the strand today and i felt grate in MINE new olympic jacket and i ran around nicely and even found wild rabbit poops to enjoy. a grate afternoon!

U-crane

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The colors are grate so I hope u-crane wins.

amo

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Plees tell ninjo that mather sent email fotos of bo-river. thairfour, she should czech her emails. well everybady, i am tired, i have some private health problems such as anal glands and a flee so i dont enjoy that. good night.

Good Morgan

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mine first visit to mine dog run

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this was when i went to the "dog run" for the first time. mather and fother took me after i went to 72nd street vet for the first time. they said "he can run here alone but NOT with other dags. other dags are unhealthy." they couldn't NOT understand i must play with my dag frends. however, soon i became king of the dag ran. it was grate. i wuld make all dags ran around lake crazy lake a boss. now i just go pee becawse i am the boss dag. sometimes, i will play but i prefer to play on grass, sand, fields, snow. tha end!