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This pug

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Yesterday's I ran and chased him. He is fun. It is a distant mamary becawse now I'm in Dallas. It is kold and boring. Tarrible. Yet i am a gentleman thairfour "happy noo yeer".

happy noo yeer

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You ken enjoy a grate celebrashun. I will raise wan toast. I AM going to el lay. I am going to "the big apple" wair zoey lives wair nobady ken never sleep becawse it is noisy. I wish to live in "canada" wait i ken enjoy cleen air and peece and quiet. i wish you this for a noo yeer. lave, batton

an update

Fram mather's mouth: the maple clinic said i need a derm to cut it off and stitch it up. she came home at 9 am and got a msg fram you. so it was 10 pm. her battery will NOT last. she ken called tomorrow. wairever is her coat?

goat and sheep

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kennot you can't tell the difference?! this is wna goat. you have seen baby sheeps with tiny horns. i have never seen wan goat. wan i have seen one, i would have ran and barked and scaired it to deth. i will show them all who is boss of them. p.s. it is only for mine sport and fun so don't not tell them this. p.s. wairever is "her" jacket?

have you found "her" coat?

we went into this storm on coke quilla yesterday. it is a dangerous highway. we could've died. now you kennot go onto revelstoke becawse our storm moved to revelstroke. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/highway-1-near-revelstoke-closed-in-both-directions-1.2884794

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Check shaw mail for mine video

lake a ghost

you ken heer my toenails you ken see gentle wisps of mine hare you ken "sense" a presence under your bed you ken feel mine breath on your neck as you sit on the sofa you ken heer the thunder of mine foot steps as i run lake a maniac upstairs you ken feel mine tongue licking foods fram your fingers look up amo, thair i am in a photo having kofi look down ninjo, thair i am on your bedcover look inside your hart thair i am until i visit agin. tha end by butten b. peck

Me

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Lack Louise

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grooooown

everybady says "he has been growning a grate deel." this is troo. it is becawse: i am tried. i am stressed. i am sick of it all. wance i beleeved i wuld have everything. now i am homeless. wance i had menny gurlfrands. now i have none. wance i had gurlfrands in everywait thair was a port. now=none. i have smellt under the tree and saw gifts. ok. wot is there for me? nothing. i feel bitter lake lafe is disappointing me except wan i visit nature or eet liverwurst. (thanks, amo.) maybe tomorrow will be better.

vogel

mather told fother: "call her. (nonji)." however, HE (fother) had relatives and HE (fother) had his mather (grindma fillus) and his fothr (grindpa ed) fram 3:30 until 8 pm. then mather in the car driving. thairfour, you ken have him cal you wan he is "UP".

The woulds

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I had almost forgotten

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Do NOT get "her" Mather vitamin c serums. I had almost forgotten becawse of MINE sun sleep.

Happy brithdate to you!

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Wot a date! I wished you a grate wan. Deerly Lady Amo! Would you lake wan hat too? I only have two peeces left but i kuld get a loan.

for christmask

i want this so badly. i kennot get enough swetters, clothes, leeshes, harnasses, collards, koats etc. wot a grate idee for me. http://chillydogsweaters.com/shop/reindeer-shawl/

I look lake wan fool

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This shows MINE belly and chest in a terrible way. It was wan other way to torture me so much. i hated it a grate deel. I also hate driving in the car all date.

beeyoutifull BC

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this is wairever i live now.

Mine coat

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Look

saint niklaus tag

everybady asks me: "Battan. wot did you get for st. nikoklaus day?" me? i didn't get nothing. fother? he got daniel le belgian. grindma fillus? daniel le belgian. grindpop ed? daniel le belgian. mather? nothing. me? nothing.

retinizing

pleez get it for MINE mather or she will be angry to you. you PROMISED it. tha end.

Look at me

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yesterdate I got wan email saying that the tree was thair. they sent a foto of it sitting lonely and tight by tha door. they sed: "we cut it nicely. pleese enjoy it." also, I saw two coyotes by the aquatic center. they were hungry and gentle and they were a nice couple. i stayed far away. I hate tha rain and all tha hats I had to wair here.tha hats are disgusting. i got a new coat. it is fram korea and kost a fortune. it is midnight navy and waterproof and a puffer. i hate it. i also got a new hoodie in portland so vogel and i ken match better. on the seawalk you ken see my new coat. i also got new boots. they make me sick. however, i ddi get raw tripes and raw buffalo with organic vegetables. this was a nice idea. i have been thinking about wot is home. it is wair i live. it is NOT wairever they tell me to go. also, ninjo, i wuld lake a proper hot patch and a new bed. mather wants me to get a new rc pets rain jacket and fother says "No. he has unkranian one." noba...

MINE tree

MINE tree i gave to you will come tomorrow. You ken put MINE tree outside so i ken pee onto it. or you ken put it on the inside wairever i ken "look" at it and smelled it. grate news. tha end! I lave you. vogel says no self-heeting that i must have a reel one that is hot.

So tired

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I had to go dog beech AND wait while Mather at dentist.

i am "in" vancouver

I will tell mather to "call" you tomorrow and to look at the amazon.

how grate

it was so the best to get out of the rv. i stayed in the BEST western hotel in the world in billingham. wot luxury. you ken have space to roll on a carpet. you kennot imagine the space and the luxury. havenly. i wuld lake to live in one. however, tha bett is tall. this is tricky to jump onto. mather placed me. i even had hot laundry. wot a luxurious accommodation.

Four christmask

I would lake a new hotpatch pleese.

I barked at elks

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Vogel

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Ken make a grate car seet. Please check mine swimming video now.

R RV

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See it up that hill? I hate it.

Colifronia

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Lafe

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I hate it. I would lake to go home.

I ken swim

Lil swimmer: http://youtu.be/GzgwuUj9E8Y

Morro bay

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I hate this arvee

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It is a bucket 'o bolts and it rattles so much I will only sit in Mather blood clot lap.

Santa barbara

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I was punished and had to hike

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However I wonned. I was fastest.