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mine favourite

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i enjoy tight spots. i enjoy hanging my hed whilst it rains outside. i enjoy peenut batter. i enjoy meets. these are a few of my favourite things.

bahn

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i went on the bahn. i go menny times. dags should not sit on the chair. however, i am allowed becawse i brought MINE flannel.

tarrible news

today seemed quite nice. mather baked me fresh pampkin. vogel let me have some freestick cheese. grate. then we all went out to play ball. we also went to the cornermarkt to buy organic milk. also grate. suddenly mather put down a "kong" from new york and hided menny treets. then she took vogel and ranned out. they made a movie of MINE suffering to enjoy later. mather watched with hedfones and told vogel. "he cried too menny bitter tears. he cried lake human while he eight his "kong". then he throwed his hed back and howled lake a wolf. then he cried more lake bitter and sad." this is true but is becawse i felt "abandoned" lake when i was little lake mikey. i have menny sensitive feelings and they felt quite hurt. i felt it is right if i got shopping. but THEY felt: "let's lock him alone in cold apartment and confuse his hart with treets but abandonment. this is grate idea." i disagree quite a bit. i would lake to ask, pleese do ...

Green coal

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Freestick

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Lafe and lave

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they "have" book or magazine rack on bus MINE eyes have faraway dreeemy look lake movie star becawse i have "sweet dreems" on MINE new man-duvet

nobady cant see me

i am underneeth MINE duvet. it is not for NOBADY but me becawse it is for kristmask. mather found the dog park today. it is in fact beside my haus. these are her two stores. vogel said she should prefer Alnatura so mather said ok. then she found this video. pleez show to MEIN Amo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhpBB-sc1No today i went to the salt store with mather. she bowght himalayan. tomorrow maybe she will buy "grey". it was much cheeper than nyc therefore we will buy menny. then mather went into tiny bio-store to pay. she must go next door. i waited outside lake a big boy who has a duvet. the other dag cried lake a bebe. not me. i ken not see any sunset becawse i am underneath and i will NOT come out for .5 hr. then i will eet dinner. good night.

i am speshul and spoiled

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today. i ate tatar. it was steak tatar. i was in one fancy area. then vogel took me a store where i got a nice christmas prasent. what a surprise. it was MINE own down duvet. it is small. and for a baby lake MINE size. then they also bought MINE own grey checked cover. then they wrapped me in it and i went to weinhachtsmarkt. we ate cheese, potato and sausage. HOWEVER, I ASKED "wairever is MINE amo plus ninjo?" MAther went shopping. i waited a bit.

Geshenke

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Bio gluhwein und stollen/marzipan lecker von colleague. yesterday we ate this exact cake . way more delicious than it looks.

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Samstag

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side curl

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ich bin SO mude. arm Maus.

mINE

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i forgot greman speaking & blagging

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today was a big day. becawse i went to the elbe river and i saw big, BIG ships and i ran on sand. I saw restaurants on the Strand. then i walked menny, menny kilometers and went to a framers market. there i ate gebackt fish on a brotchen mit remouladen. mather bought a giant bag of kale that was already raped and stripped. it was so big it didn't fit into the fridge. it weights one kilo and it kost €1,90. mather bought kartoffeln 500 gm. they are not floury. they cost only €,60. mather felt confused. "it must be wrong and i don't understand." she said to vogel. no, it was right. then vogel bought apfel kuchen. then we bought orange flowers. they cost €2. we left the market. then we went to a very nice kitchen store. we didnt shop. then we went for a very nice cappucino and i was tired so i sat on mather's lap. then we went home. then vogel went to work. now i am schlaff on my IKEA sheepskin by the heater. how lavely and wanderfull to sleep. i forget german and i f...

Mein Tag in reverse. und ich war beim Bank m. Vogel

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Mittagessen MEIN Fensterbank am Moin MEIN vogel schlaft Befor Fruhstuck

schlaffen ist gut #fensterbank #MEIN

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Hunde NICHT verboten

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MEIN fensterbank

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Ich sehe alles am Hohenzollernringstrasse and ich sitz am heizung. dass ist goot. heute regnet es ein bisschen.

Ich bin ein hamburger

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  mein vogel und ich (knopf) haben shrimp gegessen unde wir haben schwarzen enten gesehen. ich bin sehr mude. wo ist zoey? warum hab' ich kein heispatch? ich hab auch jung leberwurst gegesst und ein bisschen bratwurst. amo, komm ess ein bisschen mit mir.  

MINE frand

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so do you remamber my gurlfrand pinky? she has a pink sweater and we had a date in a bar wance. well. i rairly see her although we are vairy close. today she visited me and we went to the perk. it was very windy and it was very cold. wan you are happy, you don't notice. you run and chase and bark and enjoy yourself grately. we both pooped. we both peed. it was such a grate time. what a nice sunday i enjoyed together with pinky.  

I lave frosty duck

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More leafs

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Pepper and cheese sandwitch

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That dag is mine frand Pepper. I lake cheese sandwitch.I look lake my mather as a little gurl. It is becawse we both have lavely face, thin legs and strong eyes. How grate it is?

I got into trable

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I was NOT told that becawse maybe i had fleez therefore i may NOT lie on naked duvet while cover is being washed. However, I felt tired and I felt it is very lavely and comfortoble, Then my mather screemed and screemed at me for fleez. That was yesterday. Today we went for warm, windy damp walk which I did NOT enjoy and i said "let's go home wair I can be dry and no wind. it is best."