wan star was borned

Tha dark knight fell up on hern mam As pain spred thru hern bawdy She sed "oh ben, tha child is coming Pleez stop with this house-warming pawty" Tha baby sed "I'm not kwite reddy" And thair began wan struggle to git hern to bed w. wan bear de teddy And then to rest and snuggle They finally both agreed together to push and make it end To soak up sunny whether and fresh air to help them mend They screemed and hollered When into tha room "she" entered Pleez bet yourn last dollar They felt relief and centered Into that dark and inky night A brightest star was born She felt hern strength and then her might He bragged for hern to toot hern horn: "Wan star was borned todate and now tha whirled will be better somehow and probably even grate!" Hoppy Brithdate, to you Ninjoke! fram tha poet, beckon