date 2 of mine anniversary
wot speshul things ken todate bring to me on MINE second date of MINE anniversary? sun patches? hot patch?
dr. becker's bites? i got wan peece of karrot, and zukeenee. i remember too much of how i had to have a tarrible both that sundate seven yeers ago. it was weird and kreepy. fother got into the both tub with me and shampooed me with aveda. i scratched his bared chest quite a bit becawse i didnt know if we should be frands yet, becawse: wot kind of frand dunks you in the bothtub?
he had a grate deel to lern and now he understands lafe more: do NOT dunk frands in water. do NOT klimb into thair boths. do NOT make them wair hoods on jackets. do NOT wrestle them to the ground if they bark at the door.
he knows more. he is wiser. I know more. I have lerned: sit beside tha person eeting with hunger hanging down your throat until they give you more foods. push thair leg to get more. gently cry a bit. pull tha leesh to walk the other way. pull your leesh and harness to get back home kwickly so you dont have to march around tha perk lake a prisoner on kold dates.
dr. becker's bites? i got wan peece of karrot, and zukeenee. i remember too much of how i had to have a tarrible both that sundate seven yeers ago. it was weird and kreepy. fother got into the both tub with me and shampooed me with aveda. i scratched his bared chest quite a bit becawse i didnt know if we should be frands yet, becawse: wot kind of frand dunks you in the bothtub?
he had a grate deel to lern and now he understands lafe more: do NOT dunk frands in water. do NOT klimb into thair boths. do NOT make them wair hoods on jackets. do NOT wrestle them to the ground if they bark at the door.
he knows more. he is wiser. I know more. I have lerned: sit beside tha person eeting with hunger hanging down your throat until they give you more foods. push thair leg to get more. gently cry a bit. pull tha leesh to walk the other way. pull your leesh and harness to get back home kwickly so you dont have to march around tha perk lake a prisoner on kold dates.
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