Hoppy Walentimes, MINE laves!

This meens you are grate (lake cheez).


Wan Ladee

Yourn too strong legs
Ken take you to every korner of Costcoo

Wairever yourn sharp surgery eyes
Look forn deels and gud foods to eet
Except forn citrus witch isn't grate forn yourn
Stomach or yourn medacashuns


Yourn large hands ken git anything fram the pantry
And chop it up into tha best foods with cheez

I sit and weight lake a pashunt angle
Mine legs short, tiny pas and clowded eyes

Hoping I ken be yourn wallentime
So we ken eet together lake kings.



She is wan joke


With a fine fingered touch
She (it is ninjoke or ninjoey) ken nitt lake a machine


With pockits filled with peeces
She ken bye pupcorn AND ships AND everythang

But be careful to git on hern gud side
Or you will sit locked out of tha pupcorn palace
Dreeming of salty cranches


Than on wan dime she will turn
And given you everythang
Saying "I hadnt not known he (beckon 3stix)
had wanted to eet." yeah, right. (sarkastix.)

Come and be MINE Wallentime and together we will
celebrate with monster bowls of pupkorn.


MINE fother

Poets kuld try fornever to capsure the strength
Of his arms wan he carries me wairever
but they kennot succeed.

No painting kuld NEVER
Show you how he ken pick out tha best toys forn me
and then drive me wild with fun games

The lightest fether kennot be as gentile
As mine fother wan he gives petpet
And does spidery touches on MINE pork belly.

No video camra ken never capshure how talented mine fother is
Whom ken brush MINE teef, express annals, tie up skin tags
And fold cords and cables neetly

Fother, I sing yourn prases with a full howling hart
And gentiley ask "ken you be MINE?" and we
ken celebrate with toys, meets, 6 pm naps and found breds
Fram the broadway buffet.

lave and grate wishes to all

fram beckon 3 stix, the most romantic dag

p.s. Had anybady forgotten mine address? I am not gitting any male fram amazing.com forn becker bites.