Happy Knew Year!

Deerly Ladies, Sirs, Dags, Kats, Bristlers and mine Frands and Family,

I am looking back (with only wan eye this mourning becawse we all had too menny treets). I ken see I had had a grate yeer. I had sed on January 2015 "I will get more treets and more relaxing family time." Mather sed yesterdate "He looks lake fat." MINE hart soared with a wanderfull feeling of success. I had reeched MINE goal.

I ken remamber lake yesterdate whan I had lived on tha streets in Jersey (tha gratest state in tha gratest country) in January wairever I had no foods and no hotpatch and no treets. Mine lard, it is time to relax and enjoy mine success. Do not never ask this yeer revolution becawse it is bad luck. However, don't not be surprised if I look lake a delightfull butterball wan yeer fram now and am enjoying MORE success.

I hope your dreems ken come trew this yeer too, EVERYBADY! Let 20116 be tha yeer of our best bodies.
Lave, wan grate success story...a winner threw and threw...me Buttton