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this is Pinkie. we enjoy to wair matching sweters and go to the irish bar. sometimes we chase on the Trump field but it is against the law. one day she visited me at home. i was host. i was a grate host. fother helped me put out many treets. we chased a bit. pinky missed her mather and pinky peed on the flor. i said "it's ok. i am a good host. i will not make you feel ashamed. but next time pee on the weewee pad, please." i was gracious. then my mather and pinky mather came home and said "we had the best night. we loffed and loffed at comedy show." then pinky went home. the end!