my lafe

dear diary, my mam made me wear long jon joffin, plus wool skull & crossbone and RED jacket she found in park. i feel fat. i feel ugly. i feel stiff and i feel dumb. i dont lake it at all! i need to go back to colifronia to sit on sand beach. dear lard! it's too cold here for my little pink bellie.
today i sat on zofa. then i ate duck and pampkin. then i went for walk with my fother. then i came home. my mather was gone. i felt shock! why did she leaf without telling me. imagine how happy i felt when she came hom? she was at bloomingale store. then she ate a lavely yogurt bowl and i licked it out. i felt happy. i sat in my fresh washed bed. suddenly my mather left! fother said she went to get her teef brushed. i get mine teef brushed in living room on my fother's lavely lap. oh well. then my fother and i napped ate piles of garbage and sat on hot laundry. don't tell my mather but we lazed around all day. then my mather came home and gave me hag and kiss. she tole me she missed me. then i played with frosty duck. it was wanderful. frosty duck is terrible fun and squeaky. i would lave to kill frosty duck and shake his pinhead to death. wanderful! then i went to bed with him. he put a thin thread on my nose. frosty duck is funny and crazy! one day i will kill him but i lave him so much. The END!