Moonkey's Lafe

 hare (sanged to that toon of "HAIR" but tha original lyriks) You have asked me why Why I'm a harey guy I'm harey noon and nighty-night night My hare is wan adorable fright I'm harey high and low But don't ask me why 'Cause I don't no It's not for lack of shedding Maybe it's my bredin' Gimme a leg with hare Long, buteifull hares Floating, seethru Streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to thair ( hare ) Cotton candy but longer ( hare ) Here, schnitzel, thair, papa Everywair, moonkey, moonkey hare ( hare , hare , hare , hare , hare ) Grow it, show it Long as I can flow with it Mine hare I let it fly in the breeze And tha fluff gits cot in the trees Gives wan home for the flees in my hare Wan home for the flees Wan hive for the buzzin' bees Wan nest for birds There ain't no werds for tha beauty and the fluff Tha wonder of mine hare ( hare , hare , hare , hare , hare ) Show it, blow it All around tha haus as long as I ken grow it Min...

AAAAAAH MO!AAAAAH-MO! hisn peercing bark ken be herd thru tha land AAAAAAH MO!AAAAAH-MO! feel better mine darling mamman de grande amo amo he wispers gentiley in her eer amo amo feel better now mine lavely deer amo amo he has gud words of wise advice amo amo eet up sum chimken soup with rice amo amo we both aren wiser and older too amo amo i'm sending prayers & reiki to you amo amo rest up and cleer out that covid amo amo keep breething stronger and fluid amo amo i send you lave and healing licks amo amo soon you'll be up to yourn old tricks GIT BETTER SOON! LAVE GRINDSUN

nanjo nanjo she breeths too hard upon tha stares nanjo nanjo at knight she sleeps upon wan chare nanjo nanjo feels sik & filled with bitter taste nanjo nanjo not day nor knite ken be bare-faced nanjo nanjo eets lanch inside tha kold kar nanjo nanjo wishes she were floating down tha saar nanjo nanjo eets wan vairy dried out skone nanjo nanjo chews up mine eer while on tha fone nanjo nanjo soon you will see wan helthier date nanjo nanjo i hope too soon you will feel grate lave, buttoon (in his finest tropical holidate t-shirt)

dont not be fooled by smol nales and wot seems lake fluff. his brane isnt not gud. but he does wish you hoppy brithdate. MEIN AMO - on thee okayshun of hern 19th brithdate she dukked fram bombs and kept on going to git on home and still stayed calm she moved oversees with tiny smol child wan grate big boat thru that choppy breeze she birthed menny babies and cooked all tha foods and never sed "no, kids" always yes or maybee * she planted plants and grewed sum gardens and thru all this had time to dance than wan tiny angel wokked thru tha door and made tha bestest date of all he sed "Hi Amo" in ringchen baenchen that he that date wore wan lave kwite grate did bloom between tha two of them thair ages didnt matter in hern hart she was over tha moon such a lave is never rong wan born inside wan hart it crosses time and cuntrees and stays fornever vairy strong deerly ladee to you mine hart does belong and on this grate date todate I wish you wan hoppy brithdate to you m...

tha last fancee peejama Hern stripes aren subtile and so soft Tha pokits lie so nice 'n flat the pants flow lake wan oshun wave in thees pj she is all that hern waste now slim hern arms lake noodles she didnt not eet tha hospital foods insted she sed "no thanks, my deer. i'll use mine fat, thair's oodles" tha softest skin she never had hern skalp has zero mites she used hern hed and the NIX and killt them beests whom bite hern sheets so fresh & so crumfree hern carpets now have zero flees whom ken ever win, wan tarrible times do strike? tha wans whom rolls up thair sleeves and take tha time to lose sum wait and buy sum better close! then pakked up a plastic bag with all the old things that she loathes tha wan whom dodges covid and gits to werk next day tha winner has emerged and still she hasnt gloated tha winner takes it all, mine frand tha winner takes it all. CONGRADEWLASHUNS on surviving lafe you git wan post-SKABEES gift fram him! pleeze emale forn deetal...

  She made wan KLONE of him todate And than another too They lookt wan grate deel lake him But tha harts were not as pure and troo Thairn noses werent not as tight Thairn eers flopped down all tired Tha legs were not not quite as short Tha branes forn lave weren't properly wired Ken anywan be double-doubled? Why can't she not just git it right? Maybee thair is no weigh to copy Try as you may with alln yourn mite Forn with him she had wan love history He too had troo lave in hisn hart Nobady ken be replaced in lafe Don't even not try to start! Insted look deep inside yournself Wairever lave sees the trooth Eech preshush lafe is wan diamond Be it Button, Mark or Rooth It is tha time of yeer, that needs to rein yeer-round Whan brite joy shines forn no reeson We put aside ourn anger and blame And BE tha lave of this grate seeson Eech yeer and date will come and go Problems do this too Grab onto those you lave And do to them lake you want too Past time forn me to say "I for...

Deerly amo! mamma mia! i'm tarribly vairy sorry you have gotten to have wan tarrible both todate after all you have suffered thru. I ken feel yourn pane. It is awfull. SPAW DATE spaw date spaw date they push me in and scrub mine skin spaw date spaw date wan tarrible time forn wan lafe lake mine spaw date spaw date mine hares aren wet & ruin'd mine paws smell bad too and on spaw date on spaw date mine wet skin begins to itch thanks to tha big monster bitch spaw date spaw date such an ironical name wan date i'll beet them at thair game spaw date spaw date i'll run aweigh beforn tha next don't not try to call me or even text