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i am back to blag and eeger to share mine last month

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I had been told "No more blag. Git outside and hike and play and run. I had not had no laptop taken away. I had not been 'punished'. Everybady ken tell I am a gud dag." Mine darling Amo and not-ninjoke, I had misst you. Ken you remamber sunny dates beside tha pool? Blue skies in tha vineyard as we had eeten cheeses and lettuces? Kwyit nights wairever all you ken heer is a bird and a frog and a cricket? Wot a time. Well, lavely ladies and mine frand Lucca, I have gone to tha beech, tha hike and tha restaurants. P.S. I am going to buy mine family a house wairever we ken live lake kings and have birds and frogs and snew every night. I have saved too menny peeces. "playing" abusedt beech me and mam beech beech abuse on a hike mam and me and blanket panks also art fram aiweiwei plus im in tha sling more arts fram ai weiwei pleez dont not cleent mine eers. pleez back off. (polite)

wan embarrassing date

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Forn tha past week, Pinkee has been visiting all date daily while hern mam goes to werk. Wot a deeelight! (However, she kennot never replace mine first gurlfrand, mine lave, mine zoey whom I misst every date furever.) Panks is vairy beeutiful but she vairy often doesn't lake me to cuddle, play or lie down neer hern. I let her take mine bed every date all date but she won't properly fall in lave with me 100%). Yesterdate, mam put me in tha both. Tarrible. Painkee kuld smell mine stress so she came to watch me in tha both! This is vairy embarrassing. Kennot you even imagine? Later mam sed I beleeve Pinkee was checking to make sure you are not being abused or you will not drown. 

RIP MINE gurlfrand

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indoor winter playdate tha face of an angel we'd had a tarrible both together she'd had surgery and was supposed to recover Zoey Whom is tha light fram mine lafe An Angel fram the fifth flor An Devil whom wuld play lake a maniak She is tha hart of mine lafe Mine first favrit dag Mine last favrit lave Deerest Zoey I will see you on tha rainbowed bridge You are a gud dag Rest In Peece

bad date

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Todate has gotten to be tarrible. I had gotten wan both and Zoey had gotten to go to tha vet forn a gallbladder removal. I wisht I kuld see hern. I misst hern. It is hot outside but wan you have gotten a bowth, you need tha hotpatch, tha sheet underneath yourn tummy and all tha pillos and cushons rearranged to yourn liking expecially after papa rubbed yourn spine too hard. Lard, wot a date.

poor lucca

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Mam felt tarrible forn him for barfing but jalous he had gotten a new car. I have gotten a bike but no car. However I ken take tha subway any date and tha bus. Haven't you not met Chula? Her legs have turned into fancy pants in tha past yeer.

thanks you

I had gotten the good wishes, Plama and now feel grate agin. Thanks you. p.s. I hope you and Lucca ken keep cool lake a cucumber. Tubbon tha blogger dogger

sundate

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It had been the best of time, it had been the worst of times. I had been picked up in a car by Panky and Tanya. This is a rare thing. I had broughten Nana and Mama and Papa.. I had not felt lake throwing up. I had satten in  Socrates Sculture Garden in Kweens. Then I had gone forn Meksikan. Mama had broughten a harboilt egg forn me in case we were late forn dinner. They had decided: "Forn wan date in his lafe we will give him (me) three skware meels." (Normally I have only gotten brunch and dinner. Yesterdate I ate MINE egg at 2 pm so I wuldnt bother meksikan late brunch nor feel hangry. When I had gotten home I had gotten dinner, too! Wot a date. However, tha trouble started at 5:30 am with a vairy large urgent. Than agin at 9:30 with fresh blood in a tiny urgent. Nobady ken figure out why. I felt hangry agin and have eeten mine brekfest. I am looking forward to dinner. The foto is fram tha socrates perk wairever I had satten with Pankee and not known the delights and hor...