Moonkey's Lafe

i look out accrost the mighty Hudson river and i think: "where am i fram?" i wander and wander. i think "how do fishes feel? what else is in the river? lafe is big. the river is big. the oshun is big." lafe is big.

deer diary, i went to fiona's. i was NOT allowed to eet bunny poops. i lave to eet them. i was not allowed to eet mather's foods. i felt bad. i felt dipresst. i wuld lake to eet everything i lake. mather and fother gave me fresh sardine head's today. they were fried. i spit them out. i will go on strike until i get to eet as i lake. soon i hope to see ninja and amo. they will let me eet as i lake. the end!

yesterday i picked up fother from basebal. i will NOT watch the "loosers". yes, they lost. then we sat on graass. i said hello to nice german ladees and they laved me. mather marched over lake a diktator and said "no he cannot eat. i am sorry. he is a monster." i felt so embarrassed. they had piknick but i just wanted to say hello. my mather embareassed me too much. now i do not "trust her". she does not "trust" me. she said i went to eet they're food. this is a lye. my german gurlfrends are behind me. we are all sad.

grindmather (amo) and unta (ninja) are going to welkoma and white rack to buy houses. ok. that is a gud idea. i will visit. i prefer beech. i prefer "a view" of birds, dags, kats and peeple in the street. i prefer carpet. i lake somewair to hide fram a leesh and harnass. i wuld lake somewair neer annie and neer my back lane walk in cowgirly. that is my "must-haves" list. tha end! p.s. mather looked on map yesterday and saw wair in white rack they will buy. she told amo: "this is gud. in 2 km you ken go to morgan crossing wair they have a bank and london drugs." this morning she read vancouver sun lake this: Police are investigating a targeted shooting Wednesday evening that left a man dead steps away from his vehicle in the parking lot of Surrey’s busy Morgan Crossing mall. that's not gud!

Lafe is better becuse I ate.

pleeze do not bouther me. i have a vairy itchy snout and i am in a bad mood. thank the lard i ken enjoy sunbathe today becawse i am NOT in a gud mood. no, i will NOT blag. i will scratch my snout and get some vitamint d.

everybady laves me. i am "poplair". this meens everybady wants to be lake me and everybady wants to be with me. i kud go to the prom with the homecoming queen. i could wair a leather jakit and be kool. everybady wuld buy me lunch. everybady wuld lake to "play" with me. it is grate to be poplair. too bad when others are not. i will be there frend so they ken be poplair. the end!