Moonkey's Lafe

get some rast and get well soon! like this:

dear diary, this is valentime's day. everyone should wear red and write lave poems. this is not my fother this is not my brather this is the a lady she is not a baby she looks so good i think she should merry me merry me merry me i lave you mam. the end!

dear diry, when i was joung i felt tarribly shy and unsure of myelf. i felt i had to do what others wanted. i felt i didnt have confidant. i felt insecure. i didnt lake to tell what i lake or be bossy. then i growned up and became prowd joung man. good dag. bold and cofidant. tell me. can you see how shy i was? maybe it'd too hard to tell in the second one becawse i had to have nap. try to remmeber always rest plenty of times. it's importent for health. the end!

dear lard, i am going to stay here. plus my mam and ded. a dag lives there and two cat aand ME! http://www.teetotumhotel.com/#!__rooms pleeze look a bit and enjoy. the end.

happy volentime's day! this is romanktic!

mather got ashes today. i got nothing. the truth is that i prefer to go to church to get a speshul blassing for st. francis. here, mather, fother and i went to church with camel, cat, bunny, bird, dog and many of the lard's creatures. i wored my speshul trench coat and the preest leaned over and crossed on me and blessed on me. i was very wholly. then i sat on the subway. i thought about our lard and how to be a good dag. later that day, fother brought home camper. we quickly got rid of that bunny but now me and camper are cousins and we enjoy eating karats. the end!

dear diary, i think i found the perfect outfit for my tropical vacation. it is called cruise wear. it is for peeple who like to go on winter holyday. i hope we don't go to cruise from texas to mobile, alabama with poo running ont he walls and no electricity. mather and fother ordered me a lafe jacket today, too. the end!